Real Mums Basic Mayhem Manager

The kids are getting older and rather than “getting into the swing of it” as you have so evilly been lead to believe, life is just getting crazier and more chaotic, right?

You feel like you’re running around like an idiot, and life – generally – is all over the place like a mad woman’s breakfast.

You’re not only wondering how it got like this, but how the hell you’re gonna get back to some kind of “normality”. You keep hoping that “one day” it’ll all sort itself and the feeling like a crap mum and yelling at your kids will get better?

We get it!

I get it a lot; the “I don’t know how you do it” comment from various Mums around the place. The thing is, I just do.

Well, I thought I did, then I realised that I actually use a whole heap of tools to help me “do it” . My “it” I mean the chaos and mayhem that is my life. So, yes, whilst I may be off (courtesy of Coca-Cola thank you very much) in China, or doing some speaking or writing a book, yet still managing to get the kids to school on time, with their lunch, rarely (if ever) turning up late for stuff and cooking the evening meal most nights, I’m still managing to do it all. Or most of it, at any rate. Without loads of stress.

Some, but not loads.

Anyhoo, it is this revelation that I do actually have some stuff to help me that leads me to share these tools with you. ~ Mad Cow (Amanda Cox – founder of Real Mums and creator of Real Mums Mayhem Managers)

Real Mums Basic Mayhem Manager completes a small selection of tools that will help you manage the mayhem that comes with being a real mum. And, of course, the woman that you also are … because we know you are a person, too. What you get in your Basic Mayhem Manager set is an e-product, a downloadable link you can save to your computer and keep forever, and:

• Tips, Ideas and How to Use your Mayhem Manager
• Weekly Family Chaos Manager
• Monthly Mayhem Managers – 2012
• Yearly Mayhem Manager
• Monthly Meals Manager & Stuff We Need Shopping List
• Stuff We Need Shopping Lists
• Stuff And Things To Do Lists

Just a a few, so as not to overwhelm you. Life does enough of that already, yes? And perfect if you already have a few organisers and the like, already, and need a few extras for those other messy bits of craziness.

You can have all of this for $14.95

Oh, yeah! Almost forgot. You get all of that, and all of this:

And don’t worry. If for any reason you’re not happy with the Mangaers and don’t get any benefit out of using them, we’re giving you a complete guarantee to protect your investment.

100% Risk-Free

Money Back Guarantee

You’re a real mum. If you don’t get anything out of this course Mad Cow will eat her pink, fluffy horns.

And we’ll give you your money back, no questions asked!

Still not sure? Weeeellllll … Mad Cow created these because she was a) losing so much control of her life she was in a pit of depression and the alternative was being dead and b) she has now regained control, is no longer depressed and can successfully:

1. raise 3 boys and get them to school, childcare, various out of school activies, guitar concerts, gymnastics competitions and basketball grand finals, on time every time
2. run a business and organise large scale events
3. have a social life
4. write a book, two blogs and create resources for other mums
5. remain happily married
6. leave the house – and family – for days at a time and have everything run pretty smoothly
7. attend last minute events and requests to appear on TV, and still have everything function

Can you? And do you want to?

You CAN – for onlly $14.97

When you purchase your Set of Mayhem Managers you’ll receive an email which includes the link to download your product. Save it to your computer and print the pages and/or managers as and when you need them. You’ll receive a second email requesting confirmation of your email address, you must confirm your email address in order to receive all the bonus stuff