“I don’t know how you do it!” is a phrase I hear quite a lot as, despite my appearance at school pickup wearing the trackies I threw on in the morning, I give the illusion of being efficient and organised and having had to throw my trackies on merely for my morning exercise regime which also involves ditching kids at school on the way.
I also cook the evening meal, refuse to pack or carry the kids school bags, am rarely, if ever, late for things (unless its deliberate), run a business, write books, appear on morning telly with a meer one hour’s notice and have to do my own hair and makeup and can bugger off overnight to various things; either business, personal or relaxation related.
I also tend to be a bit of a control freak. Having three boys and a husband who works odd hours tends to poke massive amounts of fun at the whole control freak thing and has the potential to cause me to spend copious amounts of time in the foetal position, wrapped around a nice chilled bottle of sauvignon blanc.
Except that it doesn’t. Mostly. Because I do manage to have a considerable amount of control over the mayhem that is my life. ~ Mad Cow (Amanda Cox) – Founder of Real Mums and creator of Real Mums Mayhem Managers
Mad Cow created these downloadable Mayhem Managers out of a need to regain some semblence of control of a life that was rapidly slipping away from her. It was either regain her sanity, or drive into a tree.
Realising that many, many other mums – just like you – often feel the same and just want to stop feeling like life is rolling over the top of you, feeling crap for yelling at the kids, feeding the kids cereal for dinner and all the other stuff that seems to dump a shitload of Mother Guilt on you, she made the available to everyone.
Now you no longer have to feel like crap for giving your kids cereal for dinner! In fact, you can now sort out your week and schedule it in!
This Advanced set of Mayhem Managers provides you with all the tools you need to reign in the mayhem that is life as a real mum. It also takes into account that you are so much more than a mum, and have a life outside of your kids and everything they do. Yep, we get it – we know you are a person, too.
Whoops. What does this set give you? Well … first up, its in “electronic version” which means you download it and save it to your computer .. where you will get:
- Tips, Ideas and How to Use your Mayhem Manager
- Daily Family Chaos Managers (1 per day)
- Weekly Family Chaos Manager
- Weekly Mayhem Manager
- Monthly Mayhem Managers – dated for 2012
- Yearly Mayhem Manager 2012
- Morning-Afternoon Checklists
- Monthly Meals Manager (inc.Stuff We Need Shopping List)
- Weekly Meals Manager & Roster (inc.Stuff We Need Shopping List)
- Weekly Jobs Manager
- Shopping List Manager
- Stuff We Need Shopping Lists
- Stuff And Things To Do Lists
Pretty much everything you need to manage just about every area of your life.
For only $24.97
But wait – there’s more! No, seriously, there is.
You also receive:
- Monthly emails from Mad Cow with really handy hints, tips and sanity
savers (and something to make your wet your pants laughing) - Extra bonus managers and items
- Access to exclusive managers, not available anywhere else or
to anyone else - Priority access to brand new products and managers
- Discounts and special offers on Real Mums shop products
- Opportunity to contribute to the 2013
- A sense of control over your life … or some of it, anyway
Valued at $164.94 (and the control bit? Priceless)
And don’t worry. If for any reason you’re not happy with the Mangaers and don’t get any benefit out of using them, we’re giving you a complete guarantee to protect your investment.
100% Risk-Free
Money Back Guarantee
You’re a real mum. If you don’t get anything out of this course Mad Cow will eat her pink, fluffy horns.
And we’ll give you your money back, no questions asked!
Still not sure? Weeeellllll … Mad Cow created these because she was a) losing so much control of her life she was in a pit of depression and the alternative was being dead and b) she has now regained control, is no longer depressed and can successfully:
- raise 3 boys and get them to school, childcare, various out of school activies, guitar concerts, gymnastics competitions and basketball grand finals, on time every time
- run a business and organise large scale events
- have a social life
- write a book, two blogs and create resources for other mums
- remain happily married
- leave the house – and family – for days at a time and have everything run pretty smoothly
- attend last minute events and requests to appear on TV, and still have everything function
Can you? And do you want to? 
You CAN – for onlly $24.97
When you purchase your Set of Mayhem Managers you’ll receive an email which includes the link to download your product. Save it to your computer and print the pages and/or managers as and when you need them. You’ll receive a second email requesting confirmation of your email address, you must confirm your email address in order to receive all the bonus stuff 
