You’re having another one of those day’s where you’ve gone beyond thinking “what the fuck am I doing?” and just going straight for “what the fuck?”
You’re Anne Geddes calendar and her cutesy babies is making you stabby, and clearly Kikki K doesn’t have kids, cos there’s nowhere near enough room to write all the crap in that you have to remember. Or would … if you could remember it.
This particular little set of downloadable Mayhem Managers are the one’s that started it all off. Real Mums founder, Mad Cow (aka Amanda Cox) found herself in a deep, dark pit, commonly known as postnatal depression. She felt she was losing complete control of her life and everythign in it and needed a get out. And quick. Preferably one that didn’t invovle loads of blood or jumping off very tall things.
These Mayhem Managers were created as basic tools to assist Mums Going Mad with frustration, and provide simple, yet effective means of helping you not just get through each day, day by day, but to set up some form of chaos control over a days. And weeks. And months.
They take into account that you are not just a Mum, but that you have a life and other crap going on outside of mothering. You may even be lucky enough to have a social life. If not, you now have the means to create one! Hurrah!
Mad Cow’s Original Mayhem Managers Set includes:
- Weekly Family Mayhem (Where the fuck is everybody?!)
- Weekly Mayhem (What the fuck am I doing?)
- Monthly Mayhem (Shit going on this month) – 2012 dated
- Yearly Mayhem 2012
- Stuff & Things (Shit that needs doing) Lists
- Termly Mayhem (Shit happenign at school & what to avoid)
- Morning – Afternoon Checklists (For fuck’s sake, have you done …?)
- Out the Door Checklist (For fuck’s sake, have you got your … ?)
- Weekly Meals Manager (I’m not a fucking restaurant, you know)
- Monthly Meals Manager (Eat it or starve!)
- Weekly Jobs Manager (Shut up and do your fucking job)
- Shopping List Manager (Shit we need to buy last week)
- Stuff We Need (Shit to buy) Lists
They also include instructions on how to use your managers and some other tips and tricks and possible ideas you can employ.
For only $14.95
Created in a moment of despair and desperation, these Managers are a set you can totally relate to. If they don’t bring a smile to your face, they will, at least, remind you that you are perfectly normal and that you’re not the only one who wakes up thinking “Where the hell is everyone supposed to be, today?” Now, you can save your brain-power for ensuring the coffee makes it into the MUG and not just in the vicinity of it … and know exactly where everyone is supposed to be.
You will also no longer need to yell the same stuff at the kids every frigging morning. Simply wave your MUG in the vicinity of the lists and go about your business …
You need never feel inadequate again!
Well, not in relation to being somewhat organised, anyway. We can’t be accountable for your kids going out dressed as they are, or the screaming tanty in the shopping centre. Yep, that one you respond to their one with.
Please note: Mad Cow’s Oringial Mayhem Managers come complete with profanity. You may choose to keep these as your personal favourites, or risk your children waking you with “So, what the fuck am I doing this week?”
Yours – and the retaining of your sanity – for a mere $14.95
When you purchase you’ll be sent an email that includes the link to download your Mayhem Manager Set. You can save it and print of pages and Managers as you need them. Keep an eye out for it.
