All Mums need a little retail therapy – and we have retail that is extremely therapeutic for you!
Here’s our entire range of products, in no particular order …
The fabulous sponsors of Mums' Night Out! 2012 sent us too much stuff, so we have some bags left over.
The perfect gift for Mother's Day!
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Available Qty: 5
It's almost that time of year!
Yup, that time you'd prefer to be foetal positioning around a bottle of Moet, a straw stuffed delicately in its neck to avoid spillage, and wishing it would all be over.
T'is the Season, after all ... [more info ...]
You're having another one of those day's where you've gone beyond thinking "what the fuck am I doing?" and just going straight for "what the fuck?"
You're Anne Geddes calendar and her cutesy babies is making you stabby, and clearly Kikki K doesn't have kids, cos there's nowhere near enough room to write all the crap in that you have to remember. Or would ... if you could remember it [more info ...]
Does your relationship need slapping into shape?
He can't see the dishes piling up on the sink, the toast crumbs piling up on the couch or the fact you're about to totally and completely lose the plot.
You're tired and stressed and screaming internally - WHY CAN'T HE SEE IT?!
... [more info ...]Ah, the joys of back to school.
Yep, the kids are off our hands, and as much as that's a lovely thought, it also comes with the 8.37am "Get your shoes on NOW, we are LEAVING!" loop, the lunchbox stuffing and the stuffing around trying to locate hats, bags and library books from last June. You need ... something ... [more info ...]
Mad Cow, our founder and director, has kindly shared with us the tools she uses to manage the mayhem that is her school mornings ... [more info ...]
Mad Cow, our founder and director, has kindly shared with us the tools she uses to manage the mayhem that is her life ... [more info ...]
Ah, the joys of back to school.
Yep, the kids are off our hands, and as much as that's a lovely thought, it also comes with the 8.37am "Get your shoes on NOW, we are LEAVING!" loop, the lunchbox stuffing and the stuffing around trying to locate hats, bags and library books from last June. You need ... something ... [more info ...]
"I keep hitting 'escape', but I'm still here!" - all Mums will completely
relate to these fantastic tees.
A poly-cotton mix, they are generously sized, really great quality, very easy to
wash and best of all, they require
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Our "Escape" MUGS have been getting rave reviews, and you want one.
But what if something happens to it? What do you do when its in the dishwasher?
How will you cope?
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Available Qty: 49
Grab the fabulous "I keep hitting 'escape', but I'm still here!" T-Shirt to wear whilst you're sitting back on the couch drinking a HUGE cuppa out of the matching Mug!
What more could you ask for, really?
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MUG is 380ml of stimulatory goodness.
A completely dishwasher safe receptacle for hot liquids, such as coffee, tea,
hot chocolate or hot totty ... or, if you prefer ...
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Available Qty: 49
Real Mums have taken the 5 minute mug cake, currently doing the rounds and
not only made it better but got a little carried away and created 12
brand new recipes!
All of which can be made in 5 minutes, using MUG, a standard spoon (you'll find
one of these in your cutlery drawer or under the fridge) and a microwave. Oh and
stuff you can find in your pantry or baking cupboard (pahahahaha) .. like flour
and eggs and Cointreau!
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