Or not.
We know you’re not really wanting to think about it just yet, cos we know we don’t. We’re happily staying in our jarmies till 4pm when we get around to a shower then back into our jarmies and we’d like to keep it this way, thank you very much.
It’d be much better if not for the kids hanging around all day, which is when we do pine for “back to school”.
We haven’t just been sitting around in our jarmies. Nope. We’ve been working on some Back To School products you can use in real life and that will make your life much easier, and your school mornings much more bearable! And when we say “much” we actually mean “MUCH” 
They are, of course, part of our Mayhem Manager Collection and specific to the school year.
If you already have a set of 2012 Managers (either the Basic set or the Advanced set) you may just like to get your hands on the Real Mums School Mayhem Manager Pack ($14.97) … which is essentially an “upgrade” to other Real Mums Mayhem Managers.
The alternative would be to grab the Real Mums Complete School Mayhem Manager ($29.97) which is the Advanced Mayhem Managers and the School Mayhem Manager pack combined. This means you get everything in both the packs; everything to control the chaos and manage the mayhem in all areas of your life, and all the school stuff as well.
The packs include such things as weekly and monthly organisers, rosters, checklists and planners – those sorts of things – as well as instructions on how to use and other useful information and tips. The school related planners include:
- Termly Mayhem Manager
- Weekly Family Chaos Manager
- Weekly & Monthly Lunchbox Managers
- Before & After School Managers
- Out The Door Managers
- Lunchbox Notes from Mum
- RSVP Notes
- Notes to Teacher
The BEST bit, however, is the Brand New – Audio Mayhem Management
Yep, we’ve created and added some audio files so you can have your mornings back and save your voice! All audio are in MP3 format for your convenience so you can add them to your MP3 or iPod playlists, burn to a CD from your PC, or just play them through your PC!
And we had so much fun doing it! Later, when putting it all together, one of the kids overheard and was literally shuddering! Funny!
The Audio Files consist of all the stuff we find ourselves repeating each and every school morning, all done in 3 different Mum voices and ranging from asking nicely to increased levels of frustration:
Get Dressed audio – approximately 1 minute of varying requests and demands for your child to get dressed ….
Pack Your Bag audio … aproximately 1 minute of varying requests and demands for your child to get their bag packed for school, and includes specific instructons for a variety of necessities (lunchbox, hat, drink bottle) …
Get Your Shoes On audio … approximately 1 minute of varying requests and demands for your child to get their shoes on …
5 Minutes audio … commences with “We’re leaving in five minutes” and proceeds to a variety of usual, school morning instructions, requests and demands so that you may leave on time. Includes a 10 second countdown in a nice, lady voice before requests to evacuate …
10 Minutes audio … commences with commences with “We’re leaving in ten minutes” and proceeds to a variety of usual, school morning instructions, requests and demands so that you may leave on time. Includes a 10 second countdown in a nice, lady voice before requests to evacuate…
10 Minutes with Warning … commences with “We’re leaving in ten minutes” and proceeds to a variety of usual, school morning instructions, requests and demands so that you may leave on time. Includes a 5 minute warning and 10 second countdown in a gruff, robotic male voice before a warning siren sounds …
Here’s a sample of the audio nag-casts … click HERE
All files are profanity free, however, if demand requires it, we are happy to accommodate
Recorded by Real Mums for real mums, all tracks include all those things you find yourself saying every single morning. Now you can sit back, relax and let us do all the work for you!
They are pretty all that stuff you say, each and every school morning, only said by someone else – and you know how kids almost always listen to someone else!
To avoid familiarity, we’ve used several different voices and commands, and include simple requests through to frustrated demands.
Just like you, only not you. You can sit back, drink your cuppa, check out the Club Forums and chill.
They don’t have to be used just for school mornings, though. You can use them at other times as well.
So, if you’re planning on being organised this school year … purchase your Real Mums School Mayhem Managers NOW!
(If you’re a Club Member … go get yours Here – totally free )
Remember, there’s the Real Mums Complete School Mayhem Manager - this includes ALL the mayhem management tools you need for your entire life and school stuff: the Advances Set coupled with the School Set! ALL of it for only $29.95
Or
Real Mums School Mayhem Manager Pack – which is all you need for the school year, whether you’re just starting out on this school caper, or you have kids on their way out of high school, and most definitely everything in between! You get your mornings back, and no longer have any need to yell at the kids, for a mere $14.95
