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Real Mums Complete School Mayhem Management
[wp_eStore_buy_now:product_id:11:end] Ah, the joys of back to school. Yep, the kids are off our hands, and as much as that's a lovely thought, it also comes with the 8.37am "Get your shoes on NOW, we are LEAVING!" loop, the lunchbox stuffing and the stuffing around … [Read More...]
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Upcoming Events ... hurrah! Club Member? Click HERE for your Member discount tickets Due to venue restrictions, ticket sales are strictly limited and bookings are Essential! * Discounts apply to bookings of ten or more and to Members of Bad Mother's Club … [Read More...]
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Argh! Back to school is coming … run for your lives!
Or not. We know you’re not really wanting to think about it just yet, cos we know we don’t. We’re happily staying in our jarmies till 4pm when we get around to a shower then back into our jarmies and we’d like to keep it this way, thank you very much. It’d be much better… [Continue Reading]
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Definitions for Real Mums: kid-fusion; kidfusion
kid-fusion – adjective, verb, noun 1. adj. word used to describe the eclectic colliding of your everyday, household furniture and attempts to make your house look nice, with the array of children’s paraphernalia, including but not limited to toys, books, various items of clothing (both inner and outer wear), school bags, sand-filled shoes and half full… [Continue Reading]
Top Image Tips For Real Mums
The school holidays are nearly over, and for some of us this also means becoming a School Mum. A new beginning in your life. And time to meet the Mummy Mafia at schools. Don’t be thinking you can get away with wearing your jarmies to drop your kids off. Unless of course its for payback… [Continue Reading]
Rice Soup
Winter is approaching, as, undoubtably are the snotty noses and sore throats. Its bad enough having the kids at home at the best of times, so avoid having htem home from school sick by being prepared. Yup, Rice Soup will do the trick! If you don’t already have one get yourself a rice cooker! Follow… [Continue Reading]
From the Blog
Real Mums Research: Just speak up
A few weeks back, on my personal blog (Diary of a Mad Cow) I did a blog post relating to Depression. Mostly, the things I hate most about it. What intrigued me was the response I recieved on the blog … and it got me thinking about a post I’d written previously relating to the Just Speak… [Continue Reading]
Book Review: Shit On My Hands
As a regular recipient of shit, not just on my hands but also my shirt front, up my arms, in my hair and down my pants, just to mention a few places, I was unsure whether to be thrilled or appalled that I was sent a copy of the “down and dirty companion to early… [Continue Reading]
Morally outrageous? Sexualising Kids? Or are they really sexy and they know it?
I did a blog post, over at my personal blog, a few weeks back, relating to my own children’s propensity to do most things naked when at home and included the music video to LMFAO’s Sexy and I know it – (which I have conveniently placed at the conclusion of this blog post for your… [Continue Reading]






